OK, don’t freak out on me…………

Posted in Politics with tags , , , , on 18 December 2014 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

I’ve done some reflection and decided I’m just gonna come out and say it at the risk of the masses taking to the street to “Burn this shit down!”.

(audible intake of breath)

I agree with President Obama.

“Neither the American, nor Cuban people are well served by a rigid policy that is rooted in events that took place before most of us were born.  Consider that for more than 35 years, we’ve had relations with China –- a far larger country also governed by a Communist Party.  Nearly two decades ago, we reestablished relations with Vietnam, where we fought a war that claimed more Americans than any Cold War confrontation.”

The Soviet Union was fell by crushing them with defense spending, Levi’s jeans, soft drinks and MTV pumping over righteous hair band videos.

Besides, I’m tired of getting my Cubaos from my Canadian friends and I want to go SCUBA dive off the Cuban coast before I die.

Let’s bring down the Casto brothers with some Yankee Capitalism.  This embargo has become a joke.

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Now is the season for the Zombie Apocalypse!

Posted in General on 17 December 2014 by caohaoim

Read to the end.

Office Christmas party Friday in New Jersey…..

Posted in General on 11 December 2014 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Company funded open bar and expensed hotel rooms.  What could go wrong?

Having a good time in vegasBubbles may just meet me there.  She’s such a refined lady who enjoys a nice party.  I hope the boss approves.

End of the World Thoughts: Know your enemy

Posted in End of the World Thoughts, Zombie with tags , , , , , , on 8 December 2014 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Have you done a true assessment of your primary threat in Da Apoc yet?  You know you’re hoping for Zombie Strippers… but your ass is most assuredly gonna end up rolling the dice for  28 Day’s Later.  For me, anything but the clowns.  Just not the evil clown.  NO FRAKING CLOWNS!!!  I will NOT participate in any Apocalypse involving evil/devil/undead/possessed/Steven King inspired clowns.  I’m not scared of clowns.  That would be wussy.  I just don’t particularly like the evil/devil/undead/possessed/Steven King inspired clowns.  Don’t get my wrong, I’d kick some serious evil/devil/undead/possessed/Steven King inspired clowns asses all across Armageddon.  I’d just rather spend my time doing other things during the End of Days.


Politics & Beer. Where are the real studies? That’s what I wanna know.

Posted in Beer, Politics with tags , on 6 December 2014 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

How could I have missed this?  It’s total crap written by a bunch of Zima drinking Liberals, but hey you wanna know.  You know how I know you wanna know?  Because you click those surveys on Facebook asking about “What Teen Vampire movie should you star in?”.  You know you do.  Don’t deny it.  Stop it.   You know you do it.  We all do.  Just like that other thing you don’t wanna talk to you mom about.  No not that, you dirty perv!  Nobody does that but you.  You know, the other thing.  Yeah that one.  You know you do that too…..  You’re still a perv though.

From the National Journal circa 2012:

Samuel Adams

Those who drink Sam Adams, the patriot of beers, are more likely to vote Republican. They’re also more likely to vote than those who drink, say, Natural Light. As researchers Mike Shannon and Will Feltus note, the Sam Adams brewery is just a few miles away from Romney campaign headquarters. So it could be that staffers are skewing the sample.


Heineken fans are more likely to be Democrats than any other beer drinkers. But they aren’t a particularly strong voting block. Heineken drinkers turn out at the polls to vote at relatively low levels.

Bud Light

Bud Light drinkers may be legion, but they don’t have any particular political allegiance. Maybe they’re one of the last nonpartisan consumer groups left. But don’t target these guys as swing voters: They tend not to turn out.

Miller High Life

Those who drink “The Champagne of Beer” also don’t have much of a political slant, and they vote less than most other beer drinkers. But they do turn out at a slightly higher rate than those who drink Bud Light.


Budweiser drinkers skew further toward Democrats than Bud Light drinkers, but they vote at an almost identical rate as their Bud Light brethren, which is to say, they are slow to exercise their constitutional prerogative.


Make of this what you will: The voters who skew most Democratic while maintaining a high level of turnout drink Molson. The Canadian beer. Voter fraud conspiracy? We’ll draw no conclusions.

Dos Equis

“The Most Interesting Man in the World” may have hosted a fundraiser for President Obama, but Dos Equis drinkers are much more nonpartisan. As researchers Shannon and Feltus found, this doesn’t please some of his fans.

My add:


You are constantly preparing to: repel the zombie hordes, defend America from all enemies foreign and domestic (particularly the U.N. and Liberals), brew beer & defeat the IslamoFascists. Grew up in Asia as a military brat, went to college in MI becoming a Detroit Lions fan in the Barry Sanders era, served in numerous shitholes and wars around the world in the Army.  Rated as an extremely, but a frustratingly inconsistent issue centric, partisan.


Amping the signal…..

Posted in General on 27 November 2014 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Lifting and pushing from source:



“New York Times reporters Julie Bosman and Campbell Robertson published the address of Darren Wilson in the New York Times so here are their addresses.”

“But it would also be wrong to publish the addresses of journalists without their consent.

It would be wrong, for example, to publish Bosman’s address at

CHICAGO, IL 60660-4204

It would be similarly wrong to publish the address of Robertson, too.

NEW ORLEANS, LA 70119-3203

So why do journalists think they are beyond examination?”

Things I’m NOT thankful for:

Posted in General on 27 November 2014 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

yeah yeah yeah…. folks are thankful for their family, health, kitten, rainbows and grandma yadda yadda yadda.


Here’s some shit I’m NOT thankful for this year:

  • This whinny ass petulant child we have as a President.  Get a damn grip already and be a man Mr. President.  You’re just damn embarrassing with this passive aggressive crybaby sniveling.  Even Angela Merkel thinks your acting like a little bytch.
  • Ferguson Missouri.  The people in it, the people who live there, the people who own the businesses there and the networks covering it.  This is the most over inflated contrived bullshit of the year.  “No justice, no peace” my ass.  No “mob” justice is what you mean.  Oh, am I being harsh criticizing the “people’ of Ferguson too?  Nope.  Frak em.  If they gave a shit they’d be lined up with baseball bats next to the cops and busting some criminal heads and defending their homes and stores.  More sniveling bytches.  I see a trend this year. There’s a reason these race baiting liberal socialist leaches are facilitating the destruction of this town.  It’s because the people that live there let them.
  • Putin making American look like a little bytch.
  • China making America look like a little bytch.
  • Iran making America look like a little bytch.
  • Liberals thinking they know what’s better for me or my family.
  • That my property taxes are insane but the liberal state laws give me no rights in land usage determination, yet I have to pay anyway to essentially be a state caretaker of the land in case they want to seize it later for another usage without my permission at a later date.
  • That my brothers and sisters in arms are still risking their lives in shity countries.
  • That America has all but forgotten that my brothers and sisters in arms are still risking their lives in these countries.
  • That the UN is still allowed to be a haven for idiocy hosted on American soil.

Frak it.  Back to beer, football and turkey.  Go Lions and Happy Thanksgiving you Freaks.

Huggs & kisses,



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