Maryland, My Maryland

Who is insane enough to live here?  They better be well armed.

http://fusion.net/story/126587/the-odd-tactic-of-giving-baltimore-protesters-space-to-destroy-property/

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/04/27/baltimore-police-gangs-enter-partnership-take-out-officers/

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Happy Friday Beer Hotties XLII – The HFBH Queen need her court.

Last weeks coordination of The HPBH Queen Zoe, “All hail the Queen“, lead me to realize that we must of course have a court.  I offer the following Barkeep Princesses for her consideration:

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She will need a big court so of course there must be plenty of nominees for Ladies in Waiting…

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On losing the avatar fight with social media manipulators.

Fake name?  Frak you you petty vindictive cowardly facebook flag monkeys.  Now I’m stuck with 60 days of jacking around with fackbook to keep The Pissed Off Tree Rat account alive and well in that social media forum.  You got a beef with The POTR then post it, pin it, IM it or whatever.  I can take it.  Post it to my web site if you’re feeling froggy.  I’m the Admin here and I don’t censor comments just because you are a raging tool so don’t be a cowardly byatch and nut up if you got a problem!

POTR and Facebook

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I’m thinking of forming my own political party.

About damn time POTR!” the internet declares.
I hear you all proclaiming loud and proud. Why thank you. I knew you all had my back.
So why now? Have you had enough of this contrived DNC/RNC monopoly on our unelected political hack’s Gerrymandered system?
Possibly my dear friends, but not entirely. I have a far more stimulating desire for forming my own political party.
Well then out with it man! We must know of this immediately.
I’m thinking of forming my own political party now because I have thought up the best fraking name ever.
HUH. That’s a bit weak don’t you think?
Shit no. I’m naming it ‘The After Party’.
Ummmm, WTF?
Think about it……………. Works on a couple levels.
Well I’m sober now so you may have to explain it. The POTR’s ideas usually only make sense when we are all drunk.

True, true dat. But really this is a sober idea. So think about this:
1. The After Party comes “after” the DNC/RNC. Makes perfect sense there.
2. We can call it “TAP” for short. As in, playing taps to the other political wonks.
3. I’ll have plenty of Libertarian support so clearly “party” applies.
4. Everyone always says “The DNC” or “The RNC” so we’ll be save folks tons of time by just putting “the” in the name to begin with. See how we think of the little people in TAP. It’s that subliminal shit that keeps people in line.
5. Millennials will always go for attending The After Party so we’re catching the young voters even if the have no idea who we are.  They won’t care anyway.
6. The Gen X crowd is always pissed they never got to go to The After Party so we’ll offer babysitting at all our rallies, comp them three free drinks and offer an Uber ride home. Score we got them clean and clear with that!
7. When we debate with DNC/RNC candidates we demand a three drink minimum consumption before starting the taking of the questions nonsense. Let the people see what the DNC/RNC stooges “really” mean when they are loosed up a bit with the liquor talking. Our TAP candidates are proficient drunken yarn tellers and the masses will demand even more air time. keep-calm-and-join-the-after-party-6Ah man I could go on and on. I’m loving this idea. We need a TAP logo. Anyone know who did that new Hillary Campaign logo by the way? I don’t want to hire that clown who did the crossover between a hospital and bus stop sign for her at all though. It suuuucked. Really it’s pretty lame. I just know after he did that work for her campaign I’m sure as shit he’s a guy who really needs to join TAP. I know you do to.

Are you ready for change/progress/taking back/supporting (insert random cause here)/saving the (insert cute animal name here)/stopping (insert random bad crap here)? Then TAP is the place for you my brothers and sisters.

Don’t delay. Join my…. I mean….. The After Party cause now.

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I know this has to be true because it’s now on the internet:

I heard………….Google is actually now owned by China as it was secretly given over in 2013 through a duel maneuver by the IRS and Department of Treasury in a unique payment on our debt interest to the Chinese Government.   It is rumored that the seizure, and reallocation, was approved by the DOJ citing the Supreme Courts Imminent Domain ruling definition in 2005 claiming it had set such precedent in “Fifth Amendment’s Takings Clause authorizes government seizure of private property even when it merely offers a benefit to the public, rather than actual public use. “.

Supreme Court decided “Government officials do not violate the US Constitution when they seize and demolish homes and businesses to make room for private development. In a major decision that narrows the constitutional protection of property owners, the US Supreme Court ruled Thursday that the Fifth Amendment’s Takings Clause authorizes government seizure of private property even when it merely offers a benefit to the public, rather than actual public use. The 5-to-4 decision means that state and local officials can continue to use the government’s power of eminent domain to take private property and turn it over to a private builder as a form of economic development.”

Public disclose has been ordered sealed until after 2016 election.  A man by the name of Zhang Wei has been quietly pulling the strings of this Tech Giant from behind the scenes for nearly two years now.  Rumor has it that he is in fact the elusive figure who has purchased the ‘Anderson Estate’ better known as Magnum P.I.’s “Robin’s Nest” for $15m that was originally thought to have been purchased on behalf of President Obama.

it on the internet

I mean it’s on the internet now so it true for sure. 

 

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Dog And Squirrel

Dog and Squirrel

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So there I was reading a report on Pandemic Risk…

Getting Busy

Yes, I was in fact reading up on Pandemic risks specifically the 2014 World Development Report.  Why?  Have you not read any of my posts before?  OK just set that aside will you.  That lead me to doing my standard checks on local area outbreaks in the online tracking systems through the CDC and WHO.  Appears my Area of Responsibility is relatively clear today and only reporting Equine Herpesvirus near me.    Bad day for the horse swinger scene but relatively calm for me.  So I was thinking all is well so let’s get some range time in to prepare for the inevitable Zombie menace.  Oh no……….. I ran across the “Powassan Virus” cropping up in Connecticut:

Ticks in the area have been found to carry a rare, potentially life-threatening, virus, even worse than Lyme disease.Doctors have warned that the “Powassan Virus” is a rare tick-borne illness and could be serious, and has no treatment or cure.”The doctor just has to support you during that acute illness and hope that you survive,” said Dr. Daniel Cameron of the International Lyme and Associated Diseases Society. He said that if someone is bitten by an infected tick, they can get the virus within a matter of minutes.

WTF?!  “The doctor just has to support you during that acute illness and hope that you survive,”. Oh hell no.  Time to bust out the old napalm on Connecticut.  Sure there’s 3.5 million folks in the state but well screen out who we can in 48 hours before the bombers arrive.  Maybe take them offshore via the Naval Submarine Base in New London to a quarantine site.  We gotta nip this shit in the bud.  Summer is coming and I need to be out and about on my property for beers and BBQing without wearing a hazmat suit to defend against a super mutant zombie Powassan ticks.  Frak that.  Goodby Connecticut.  After we burn you out, effectively erasing the state completely, we can finally make Puerto Rico a state without having to worry about how to put another star onto the flag without it looking all lopsided and jacked up.

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