Now For Hire*: (1 ea) Newly Retired Army Officer
Specialties: Zombie Hunting (Urban & Rural certified, Riverine pending), long rambling drunken yarns, 80′s music and Karaoke (min 18pk required)
This month’s bonus offer: Known to work for beer and cigars
*Post Army (full time) employment has already been secured. Zombie Hunting is purely a moonlighting gig to pick up on chicks with and score some free booze.