Proof enough for me. The Martians are now in league with Al Qaeda.
I have long believed that Mars should be on the list of State Sponsored Terrorist countries. Now we have proof.
Additionally with the spotting of Usama on the edge of Mars’ Gusev crater by NASA’s Spirit we can justify any action needed as supporting the Global War on Terror. Now it is truly global. I encourage all readers to immediately contact their elected officials to encourage the release of, ohhhhhhhhh let’s say, one trillion to equip our massive Martian Invasion armada. Please only make one call as I’m sure they’ll hang up on you the second time around. Hell the Marines are looking for an excuse to vacate Iraq so we’ll use them. The U.S.A.F will volunteer quickly for such a mission as long as we let them be in charge and paint the rockets blue and design the cool mission patch. Has the Times of London ever got it wrong?
“NASA scientists have been puzzled by the peculiarly life-like image,” declared the Times of London, despite the apparent fact that no one from NASA has had any comment.
“It’s Usama bin Laden!” declared one Times of London commenter. “All this time we thought he was in Pakistan.”
Let’s lock and load on these Martian bastards once and for all!
