Mary Ann (Dawn Wells) got caught passing the duchie to the left hand side.
Poor misguided Mary Ann was led astray by Gilligan on the island. You know the dude was burning the reefer bigtime! But what’s even funnier than a washed up actress getting busted for dope, Dawn Wells who played Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island”, was her lame assed excuse:
According to the sheriff’s office report, Gutierrez pulled Wells over after noticing her swerve across the fog lines and center lines of State Highway 33 and repeatedly speed up and slow down.
“I exited my patrol vehicle and immediately was able to smell a strong odor of burning marijuana,” Gutierrez wrote in his report. “As I approached the vehicle I noticed all four window (sic) of the vehicle were lowered and the female driver was not wearing a jacket.”
When Gutierrez asked why he could smell marijuana, Wells reportedly told him that she’d just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. When Gutierrez searched the car, he found three half-smoked joints in the ashtray and console, according to the report. A second search after Wells’ arrest netted a fourth half-smoked joint and two small cases used to store marijuana, Gutierrez said.
Holy Shit! “The hitchhikers made me do it.” How I wish I could have seen the judge’s face when she came up with that. I’m pouring another beer and raising it to Dawn Wells in memory of her three-hour tour of the slammer. When I’m facedown and buck assed necked with a couple of 18 year old drunken redheads, believe me when I say “The hitchhikers made me do it.”.
