The POTR’s 5th month on WordPress official pulse check
Well it has been five months since I migrated The Pissed Off Tree Rat, from MSN blog hell, to WordPress. All in all it has been an excellent decision as my hits are exponentially increasing each week and I expect to reach my first 10K milestone next month. Thank you all for coming back from time to time, and don’t forget to bring a friend. Hell it’s free you know! What else are you supposed to do at work with your computer anyway? *Warning* Stay away from porn on your workstation. That’s a no-no the computer security punks keep tell me, verbally and in writing on a recurring basis. These guys really need to get lives! Sniveling little bastards. You know who you are. For me I’ll continue to bring you: Politics, guns, beer, the Detroit Lions and preparations for the coming Zombie Invasion.
I can’t post this without giving at hat tip to Justbarkingmad.com and their authors: Quilly Mammoth, Marcus Atrocious, BLT & Blackhawk. Their site was my inspiration to branch out into my current format. Thanks guys, for the muse, the JBM bumps, and the explicative laced Marcus filling in for the Rat from time to time on this site.
One of the things I like in this current hosting capability is the statistical tracking it does for you. I get to see what you’re looking for when keyword searching to my site. Just between you and me now, some of you are freaks baby! But, that’s why I love you all. I’ll get to that below by posting the top ten searches that bring people to the POTR. Of course I will add some editorial comments on them for my own amusement.
The top 10 searches that lead you here:
# 1. gina carano- My sweet American Gladiator Hottie! Smoking hot, kicks ass and wears spandex. What’s not to love? Apparently I’m not the only one looking for her pics.
2. linda carter- Where would we have been without Wonder Woman? The Sears catalog just wouldn’t have cut it. Linda you’re still a babe so ignore Marcus, he’s a tool.
3. dawn wells- This one surprised me. Are that many people really into Mary Ann? One post on her dope arrest and she makes #3.
4. kaliber beer- It appears there is a market for fake beer after all. I’ll have to do more research and expand this category. I’m not thrilled with the idea of drinking more fake beer, but I will do it just for you. Why? Cause that’s how I roll.
5. tree rat- I believe this is the FBI or NSA checking up on me. Who took my tin foil hat by the way?
6. hot ass- Why this gets so many hits to POTR is beyond me. It’s not like I have a ‘hot ass’ page. Well the people have spoken so I’ll see what I can do for you.
7. democratic party superdelegates - This must confuse the hell out of everyone else as much as it does me.
8. detroit lions- While not as many hits as ‘hot ass’ it still made the top ten. Maybe the Lions will catch on more when they’re in the playoffs this winter. Hey Dawn, quite bogarting the bong and pass it back my way again already!
9. hottie - This one I get. No questions here.
10. pillow fight- I have no earthly idea, but its #10 none the less………… Are people really sitting around on a Friday night typing in ‘pillow fight’ searches on Google? Besides the JBM crew that is.
Here’s to the ‘hot ass’ fans. Represent!
