Lion’s 08-09 Season Predictions Part II

Glen Beck (background) and Betty Snyder (foreground) program the ENIAC in BRL building 328. (U.S. Army photo)

I have restarted, and recomputed, the Lions 08-09 GIBAG predictor based on the full schedule release.  The Gut Instinct Blind Assed Guess system uses the massive computing power of a POTR subconscious and irresponsible amounts of beer to lubricant it’s cogs.  I will put it’s results against ESPN any day.  Based on the new schedule variable the GIBAG estimates Lions will now finish 9-7 in the 2008-2009.  This is a slight change from the initial 8-8 figures.  The most notable results are the 3-0 start going into the bye week, that will continue to a 4-0 start.  Our hope will rise.  A lose in Minnesota on the road will stop that rise, but our hope eternal will spring again with a road win against the Texans.  Is the curse over?  No way amigos!  Following that road win we will go on a 4 week skid that only stops with our crushing the Bucs at Ford Field on Nov 23rd.  This Thanksgiving day victory will have us at 6-5 going into week 14 against the Titans who will squash our optimism at home.  Now at 6-6 we look like the old Lions again.  Well extract some vengeance against the Vikings, but have to suffer through a biblical asswhoping from the Colts on their turf.  Now 7 & 7.  I’m picking two upsets for the Lions to finish strong against the Saints and the Packets for a 9-7 finish.  Playoffs?  Maybe………… but only if the NFC North does as poorly as I think they just may do.  Hope does spring eternal in Motown.

GIBAG analysis:

Sept. 7

at Atlanta Falcons

W

Sept. 14

Green Bay Packers

W

Sept. 21

at San Francisco 49ers

W

Sept. 28

Bye

 

Oct. 5

Chicago Bears

W

Oct. 12

at Minnesota Vikings

L

Oct. 19

at Houston Texans

W

Oct. 26

Washington Redskins

L

Nov. 2

at Chicago Bears

L

Nov. 9

Jacksonville Jaguars

L

Nov. 16

at Carolina Panthers

L

Nov. 23

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

W

Nov. 27

Tennessee Titans

L

Dec. 7

Minnesota Vikings

W

Dec. 14

at Indianapolis Colts

L

Dec. 21

New Orleans Saints

W

Dec. 28

at Green Bay Packers

W

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