Karma (and American Airlines) can be a cruel Mistress……

Five day’s later and still no luggage from my Friday flight. This is my Karmic revenge for talking trash about everyone who brings giant bags onto the plane as a “carry-on” item. They get to keep their stuff after a flight apparently. The POTR on the other hand gets to spends hours on the phone with people who blow smoke up his ass………
Note the 5 days of informative progress:
Baggage Status Information as of 16 Jan:
Bag Tag Number(s): EWR AA ###### has been located and is being forwarded to Newark EWR on Jan 16. Please continue to check back for an updated status.
Baggage Status Information as of 17 Jan:
Bag Tag Number(s): EWR AA ###### has been located and is being forwarded to Newark EWR on Jan 16. Please continue to check back for an updated status.
Baggage Status Information as of 18 Jan:
Bag Tag Number(s): EWR AA ###### has been located and is being forwarded to Newark EWR on Jan 16. Please continue to check back for an updated status.
Baggage Status Information as of 19 Jan:
Bag Tag Number(s): EWR AA ###### has been located and is being forwarded to Newark EWR on Jan 16. Please continue to check back for an updated status.
Baggage Status Information as of 20 Jan:
Bag Tag Number(s): EWR AA ###### has been located and is being forwarded to Newark EWR on Jan 16. Please continue to check back for an updated status.
I was asked to fill out an inventory claim form today. I’m not worried as American Airlines has assured me they’re still “looking hard” for my bag. Riiiiight, and Obama’s appointing me as the “Czar of Soriety House Inspections” tomorrow.
It’s almost time for me to pack for my flight to California on Sunday. F#ck me.
Well at least my flight didn’t land in the Hudson river………..