The Pissed Off Tree Rat is constantly preparing to: repel the zombie hordes, defend America from all enemies foreign and domestic (particularly the U.N. and Liberals), brew beer & defeat the IslamoFascists. POTR grew up in Asia as a military brat, went to college in MI becoming a Detroit Lions fan in the Barry Sanders era, has served in numerious shitholes and wars around the world in the Army.
And my frequent Guest Blogger extraordinaire (provides the “quality” content) from Justbarkingmad.com:
Marcus Atrocious: Also served in the Army. Did some cool shit. Jumped from airplanes, shot guns, blew shit up, ate snakes (well, I ate chicken, and they taste just like snake), and wore out a few pairs of boots while humping a rucksack. I am an adventurer, world traveller, and all ’round good guy–at least that’s what my mom says. I move my lips when I read, drag my knuckles on the ground, and have a mono-brow. I laugh at fart jokes, and I enjoy sipping on single-malt scotch while watching Jackass on TV. All in all, I’m a pretty well rounded guy.
