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Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XXV – Hot Farm Girls

Posted in Beer, Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags , , , , , , on 27 November 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Thanksgiving = the harvest = farms = Hot Farm Girls.

Seems pretty straight forward to me.

Saddle up you freaks….. Read more »

Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XXIII – Hot Chicks and Cold Beer

Posted in Beer, Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags , , , on 23 October 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

What says Friday more than Hot Chicks and Cold Beer?  Nothing I tell you, nothing at all……..

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Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XXII – Hot chicks and beer funnels

Posted in Beer, Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags , , , , on 2 October 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Some days I really don’t know what the hell I’m thinking.  That out of the way, it’s back to Happy Friday Beer Hotties.  This week it’s Hot chicks and beer funnels!   Why?  Why the frak not.

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Oh yes there are more…….. Read more »

New Czar post approved and effective immediately

Posted in Beer, Hotties, Politics, Zombie with tags , , , , on 12 September 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

I am a man of action and little words. I don’t know how to spell the big words anyway. With that in mind I now declare myself the Obama Administration’s Czar for beer quality assurance, hotties and preparations for the coming Zombie Invasion. Unfortunately I couldn’t get the NFL Czar slot added to my resume as Condoleezza Rice called dibs last week.

I’ll be using “Czar Bqahpczi the First” as my official nom de plume. You may pronounce it (BACK PEE ZEE). Kinda exotic sounding huh? That will help with the foreign hotties that I’ll meet while doing my foreign beer taste assessments. All on behalf of our Obamassiah’s plans to make us better people of course. Don’t fear now, as I’ll be a respectful ambassador of America in all of my Czarian endeavors.

Oh yeah and killing Zombies too of course………….. Drunk, with a hottie on my arm, but killing Zombies none the less.

You can thank me later folks. Just doing my civic duty to support the Big O as a Patriotic  American!

-Czar Bqahpczi the First

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Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XXI – Boating and water safety

Posted in Beer, Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags , , , , , on 4 September 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

It is the annual sad end to summer fun this Labor Day weekend freaks.  So while you’re out, and about, on the rivers and lakes drink a six pack for me.  Nothing cheap please…..  Don’t forget to wave to the Hotties!

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Politics, Guns, Beer, Hot Chicks, Zombies and straight up Ass Kickers

Posted in Beer, Guns, Hotties, Politics, Zombie with tags , , , , , , , on 31 August 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

One post to bring them all and one jpeg image to bind them.

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Can one pic actually summarize the POTR’s mind?  It is very, very possible you Freaks.

Missed your Travis & Jon fix? Take two hits, 6 beers, and don’t call me in the morning….

Posted in Beer, Guns, Politics, Videos with tags , , , , on 27 August 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XX – Chicks & Booze

Posted in Beer, Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags , , , on 22 May 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

I’m sticking to the fine Friday formula of Chicks & Booze this week.  For the pic to be posted it must have chicks and it must have booze.  How much simpler do you need than that?  Enjoy your Memorial Day weekend folks!

More Chicks & Booze here:

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The Lions and my Light-Beer-Draft (LBD)

Posted in Beer, Football with tags , , , , , on 27 April 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Quick hits on the Lions draft day:

1.  Only 4 of the top 10 pick were defensive.  I would have flipped those numbers.  That said, I’m cautiously optimistic overall.

2.   Pettigrew and Delmas are aggressive monsters, on both sides of the ball, who will most likely be starters this year.  I’m looking forward to seeing how our defense steps up early in the season.  If they don’t the Lions will be lucky to get 4 wins this year.

3.  Stafford signed a six-year deal worth a maximum of $78 million, including $41.7 million guaranteed.  That’s alot of cash for someone to sit on a bench all year.  I will NOT be calling for his insertion into the lineup after the first bad game.  He may have potential but the chances that he’s another Ben Roethlisberger is pretty slim.  If Culpepper (a.k.a. Mr. Glass) can keep himself on the field we need to stick with him.

4.  In an effort to get back to my fighting weight I’ve been on a quest to find a light beer that doesn’t suck.  I started this unfortunate experiment on Draft Day.  I may as well be on a quest for the Loch Ness monster being ridden by a leprechaun drinking pixie juice out of the Holy Grail.  It’s just not going happen.  The only light beer I’ve been even vaguely able to tolerate is Yuengling Light.  Screw global warming, we need to fix the taste of light beer and pronto!  If you say “But you should try Corona Light.” I’ll put you in with the Zima crowd and feed you to the first zombie I see.

Full Lion’s Draft pick listing:

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Sometimes you just have to say, “This week sucked and I want a drink”.

Posted in Beer with tags , , on 13 March 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

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