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Another friggin Tuesday. Tuesdays suck…….

Posted in Beer, Football with tags , , , on 7 September 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

*REPOST.  Sorry Freaks the Rat’s on the road again till Friday.*

     I admit it, I’m a hater.  I hate Tuesdays.  There I said it, it’s now out there for the world to ridicule.  So be it.  Tuesday is just a crappy day.  What does it offer those of us slugging our way through the week?  It is the weekly pit of despair.  When you look at the rest of the week it is clear that Tuesday is the south end of a north bound camel.  Let’s check out it’s peers starting with:

Wednesday – Hump day.  You’re halfway there and things are looking up.  Plus it’s called ‘Hump’ day.  Ya gotta like that.

Thursday – Only one more work day till Friday.  You can almost taste the Friday Happy Hour specials already.  Got a solid work day in the office as everyone pitches in to get crap done.  Why? So they can scam out early on Friday of course.  Added bonus on Thursday is the NFL game that night.

Friday – TGIF baby.  You worked hard Thursday, so scamming out early today is possible.  Any new work can be pushed to Monday because “Hell it’s almost the weekend boss!”.  The entire weekend’s siren call sings to you.  Day is spent planning your off time to come, and drinking.  Not much real work done in the office, but the atmosphere is filled with the prospect of joyous libations tonight.

Saturday – Ahhh sweet sweet Saturday.  Sleep in an extra hour maybe, beach in the summer, BBQs and beers in the fall.  BSing with neighbors over the back fence.  Maybe getting a bit of shooting in.  More beers.  Playing trains with the kids.  Added bonus on Saturday is the college football games all the live long day.

Sunday – The day of rest.  Sounds nice right?  Yes, it is the Lords day.  Church, lunch out with the family and more FOOTBALL!  Real football, the NFL, not that NCAA stuff from Sat.

Monday – The work hangover day.  No one really gets anything done in the office on Monday.  You spend the AM recanting your teams delicious football victory, or moan about how the refs stole the game from them.  Some boring afternoon meetings to plan the week.  Those suck, but your mind is really on what Monday’s all about……….  Monday Night Football, and more beer!!

Tuesday – Back on point.  Tuesday’s just suck.  Period.  End of story.

All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.
-Homer Simpson

Screw global warming, we need to fix the taste of light beer and pronto! ONE YEAR LATER.

Posted in Beer with tags , , , , on 18 April 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

This is how I stated my quest for a good tasting Light Beer one year ago on this very blog:

I may as well be on a quest for the Loch Ness monster being ridden by a leprechaun drinking pixie juice out of the Holy Grail.  It’s just not going happen.  The only light beer I’ve been even vaguely able to tolerate is Yuengling Light.  Screw global warming, we need to fix the taste of light beer and pronto!  If you say “But you should try Corona Light.” I’ll put you in with the Zima crowd and feed you to the first zombie I see.

Where are we now you ask?  I discovered that Bud Light Wheat doesn’t make me retch uncontrollably.

So there we are.  One year on field studies and you get Bud Light Wheat and Yuengling Light.  That’s it folks.  I’m open to suggestions from the masses, but I sure as hell am not going out of my way to test any more light beers for you freaks…..  This experiment is now done.  Thank God!

Totally subjective, opinion based, cultural lens biased, ranting of one Pissed Off Tree Rat

Posted in Beer, Football, Guns, Hotties, Politics with tags , , , , , , , on 9 February 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

     I’ve been a muddle mess of late.  There has been plenty to post on.  But a bit of overload and burn out had set in.  Not I’m not talking the culturally acceptable Janice Joplin burn out that leaves an awesome reputation, but a corpse that’s unfortunately the person who burned it at both ends.   I’m talking about the mind cramping frustrations with the world, news, office crap (but bill paying crap I acknowledge) resulting in ambivalence based burn out.   It appears that my G.A.S. meter had run out.  I recharged with Sam Adams and the NFL.  The best way I know to get a man’s mind straight.  The last thing left to do is take out the mental trash to clear the head.

So now you get to see the dump in progress. In no particular order I give you two weeks of random,  un-referenced, totally subjective, opinion based, cultural lens biased, news snipped, rantings of one Pissed Off Tree Rat:

  1. After the earthquake in Haiti does anyone seriously think that the U.N. has a legitimate purpose anymore?  I think they’re still formulating their press release on what they plan to take credit for after the Americans and British are done with the actual helping out.
  2. Am I the only one mystified by the gushing out of money to Haiti by the Hollywood telethons?  Not that they raised money for the cause.  That was good.   Yes it was good.   But where have these caring folks been?  Haiti has been the Somalia of the northern hemisphere for almost 2 decades.  That $500+ million would have been handy before the earthquake.   Nobody gave a shit about them last year and I been Bono and friends won’t next year either. 
  3. Is there anyone that Nancy Pelosi is not condescending to?   I actually think less of the people in San Francisco for voting her into office.  Fair?  Nope.  But this is my subjective brain dump so it is what it is. 
  4. Saints won the Super Bowl.   I picked the Colts to win, but really had no emotional investment in either team.  I just wanted to see a good game.  First half was great football to watch.  The WHO’s halftime show was a disaster no matter how cool the laser show was.  Dear NFL, please for the love of GOD enough with the post-expiration-date-band half time shows.  Second half of the game blew.   Granted it would have been better if I was a Saints fan.  My friend ‘The Weasel’ was peeing on himself I’m sure.
  5. President Obama’s FY 11 defense budget gives a 1.4% pay raise to the military.  The lowest pay raise given since 1973.  Sometimes it is the thought that counts.  I think the DNC can count out the military vote in 2012.
  6. I think Iran will be the cause the first nuclear weapon to be used since WWII. 
  7. As long as Hamas and the rest of those murdering terrorist Islamofascists hold control in Gaza, the only people who will give a shit about the Palestinians are U.N. delegates when the cameras are on.  Where’s their telethon?  I hear they need to raise cash to replace those rockets that they randomly fire over civilian cities in Israel.   Along those same lines how come the wall on the Israel boarder with Gaza is “inhumane” but the one with Egypt is not?
  8. Ford took NOT ONE CENT from a taxpayer bailout.  And their reward?  Record profits this year and they cornered the market share.  SUCK IT SOCIALISTS!  Free market wins again.
  9. The whole “Blame Bush” thing is sooooo 2009. 
  10. I’m waiting to see which aspect of America the President deems evil, greedy, corrupt or “the problem” next. 
  11. The Brown election in Massachusetts has given me hours of pleasure.  Not for what you think (DNC supermajority loss), but because it gave a reminder to every member of Congress that none of them are entitled to their seats and can be voted out by the lowely pissed off common man.  
  12. I have now added the global warming die-hards to the same category as Birthers and the folks who deny we ever landed on the moon.
  13. I have to get back to posting more Hotties and fast.
  14. We can pull out of Iraq as soon as logistically possible.   I think the Iraqis can take it from here.  It will be messy, but in the end I think they can pull it off now.  I didn’t think that in 2006, but hell things do change for the better some times.
  15. I’m going to buy a new assault rifle this month.  I hear every time someone does George Soros gets a 24 hour migraine.  Maybe I’ll buy two.
  16. Any day now China is going use their stack of IOUs and call in a marker forcing us to change our Taiwan “One China” policy.  Under threat of an absolute U.S. collapse Taiwan loses.   That’s going to suck for Taiwan.
  17. Who the hell is running MSNBC and still keeps their job?
  18. I don’t think anyone really  has any idea what the hell the Supreme Court ruling on Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission was about, or means.  All I can figure out after reading the decision is that it doesn’t have shit to do with foreign governments buying American elections.  I think Obama pulled that out of his ass as that is still very much illegal.
  19. President Obama’s decision to cancel NASA’s manned exploration program is:  odd, confusing, weird, dumb, crushing to dreams of aspiring scientists and engineers across the country, inane, short sided, idiotic and a just plain “WTF?!” sort of deal.  Another shot to the head of the American dream.  Makes me sad and mumble under my breath.   Decades flushed down the toilet.
  20. The Detroit Lions will go 8 and 8 next season.  There I said it out loud.  You can now call the nice men in the white coats for me………………….

Well I feel much better now Freaks.  Thanks.

-The POTR

In Kentucky Hell this week- They make Jack Daniels and yet still have “dry counties”

Posted in Beer with tags , , on 19 January 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

***UPDATE***  Back in Kansas tonight.  I’m pushing the remainder of the Kentucky run off till next month.

I’m in Kentucky all week but  WTF?!  Kentucky is still stuck in the 1920′s.  This dry county crap has got to go.  I feel like one trapped Tree Rat.  I’ll post from hotels as long as it doesn’t interfere with my hunt for a wet county drinking spot, shooting, zombie slaying, damsel in distress saving etc…..

Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XXV – Hot Farm Girls

Posted in Beer, Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags , , , , , , on 27 November 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Thanksgiving = the harvest = farms = Hot Farm Girls.

Seems pretty straight forward to me.

Saddle up you freaks….. Read more »

Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XXIII – Hot Chicks and Cold Beer

Posted in Beer, Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags , , , on 23 October 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

What says Friday more than Hot Chicks and Cold Beer?  Nothing I tell you, nothing at all……..

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And more…….. Read more »

Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XXII – Hot chicks and beer funnels

Posted in Beer, Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags , , , , on 2 October 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Some days I really don’t know what the hell I’m thinking.  That out of the way, it’s back to Happy Friday Beer Hotties.  This week it’s Hot chicks and beer funnels!   Why?  Why the frak not.

i have a garage too ladies

Oh yes there are more…….. Read more »

New Czar post approved and effective immediately

Posted in Beer, Hotties, Politics, Zombie with tags , , , , on 12 September 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

I am a man of action and little words. I don’t know how to spell the big words anyway. With that in mind I now declare myself the Obama Administration’s Czar for beer quality assurance, hotties and preparations for the coming Zombie Invasion. Unfortunately I couldn’t get the NFL Czar slot added to my resume as Condoleezza Rice called dibs last week.

I’ll be using “Czar Bqahpczi the First” as my official nom de plume. You may pronounce it (BACK PEE ZEE). Kinda exotic sounding huh? That will help with the foreign hotties that I’ll meet while doing my foreign beer taste assessments. All on behalf of our Obamassiah’s plans to make us better people of course. Don’t fear now, as I’ll be a respectful ambassador of America in all of my Czarian endeavors.

Oh yeah and killing Zombies too of course………….. Drunk, with a hottie on my arm, but killing Zombies none the less.

You can thank me later folks. Just doing my civic duty to support the Big O as a Patriotic  American!

-Czar Bqahpczi the First

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Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XXI – Boating and water safety

Posted in Beer, Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags , , , , , on 4 September 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

It is the annual sad end to summer fun this Labor Day weekend freaks.  So while you’re out, and about, on the rivers and lakes drink a six pack for me.  Nothing cheap please…..  Don’t forget to wave to the Hotties!

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Politics, Guns, Beer, Hot Chicks, Zombies and straight up Ass Kickers

Posted in Beer, Guns, Hotties, Politics, Zombie with tags , , , , , , , on 31 August 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

One post to bring them all and one jpeg image to bind them.

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Can one pic actually summarize the POTR’s mind?  It is very, very possible you Freaks.

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