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Detroit’s #2 Pick in this years draft goes to?

Posted in Football with tags , , , , on 9 March 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

WARNING:  Nitnoid football blather follows.

     For the last month Oklahoma defensive tackle Gerald McCoy and Nebraska defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh have been the frontrunners for the number one draft pick.  So St Louis is in the cat bird seat with their #1 pick status, unless they trade down.  Most acknowledge that’s an unlikely scenario for the Rams to go with.  Keeping that in mind Detroit has been relative happy with their position at picking up whichever DT St Louis does not.  The money has been on Suh going as #1 to the Rams.  Oklahoma QB Sam Bradford has now entered the mix as a potential #1 pick by the St Louis sports pontificating sports writers.  That would force the Lions to actually have to make a decision between two DTs that are expected to be immediate impact players.  Decisions decisions decisions.

From By Frank Cooney, Special to USA TODAY    

     Ndamukong Suh — DT, Nebraska 6-4, 302, 1: In the classroom, Suh majored in construction management. But on the field, he starred in destruction and mayhem. Has everything necessary to become one of the most dominant defensive linemen in the NFL, where his rare combination of size, skills and competitiveness should earn immediate respect. Can run around or through blockers faster than you can say his name (En-DOM-ah-ken SOO). Best suited to play defensive tackle in a four-man line, Suh is tough enough to hold down the middle as a nose tackle yet also has the agility and quickness to be a menace as an end. His instincts are conspicuous, and he can even drop into pass coverage. Last season, Suh finished fourth in the Heisman Trophy voting, won the Nagurski, Outland, Bednarik and Lombardi awards and was All-American and Big 12 player of the year.

     Gerald McCoy— DT, Oklahoma, 6-4, 298, 1: Persistent, powerful and should be more productive in the NFL than his college stats indicate. He enters the draft after two years in which he totaled 26½ tackles for a loss and 12½ sacks. McCoy was the key man in Oklahoma’s defensive front and demanded the attention of multiple blockers, thereby opening the way for teammates to make tackles. He is at his best when he anticipates the snap count, explodes off the ball quickly and gets into the blocker with momentum rather than being the counterpuncher attempting to gain control. Has excellent feet, a good spin move and closing speed that makes him a constant pest in pursuit.

     My bet would be McCoy being the Lions #2 pick by a very narrow margin.  With the Rams taking Suh.  There’s way to many eligable starting QB floating around the NFL for them to pick up Bradford as their #1 and risk not having an experienced QB on the field.  That’s quite a chance for the Rams to take who are currently worse off than the Lions.  If you can imagine that.

In the spirit of “real” transparency the final stats from my NFL 09-10 season picks

Posted in Football, Hotties with tags , , on 18 February 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

     The wounds have healed, from such a half assed finish for my season picks, that I can now give you the final  stats roll-up.  Everyone sitting their starters the last two weeks of the regular screwed me over big time.  I vote to yank a draft pick from a team when they do that crap. Below are The Pissed Off Tree Rat’s weekly game pick results from the complete 09-10 NFL season.


 

1 12/16 (75%)
2 10/16 (62%)
3 13/16 (81%)
4 12/14 (85%)
5 9/14 (64%)
6 8/14 (57%)
7 8/13 (61%)
8 7/13 (53%)
9 6/13 (46%)
10 9/15 (60%)
11 9/16 (56%)
12 9/16 (56%)
13 10/16 (62%)
14 12/16 (75%)
15 10/16 (62%)
16 9/16 (56%)
17 8/16 (50%)
18 0/4 (0%)
19 2/4 (50%)
20 1/2 (50%)
21 0/1 (0%)
Overall 164/267 (61%)

     I’m thinking my goal for next year should be 70%.  I can do that.  Yup, it’s within the realm of possibility.  I’ve gone out of my way so far this season to hire on a much more “qualified” NFL advisory staff for The Rat’s football weekly pick process.  I think they’ll do just fine as I’ve put a lot of thought into their selection.  My picks may still suck, but I think it will be a fulfilling process overall.  

 

 

Totally subjective, opinion based, cultural lens biased, ranting of one Pissed Off Tree Rat

Posted in Beer, Football, Guns, Hotties, Politics with tags , , , , , , , on 9 February 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

     I’ve been a muddle mess of late.  There has been plenty to post on.  But a bit of overload and burn out had set in.  Not I’m not talking the culturally acceptable Janice Joplin burn out that leaves an awesome reputation, but a corpse that’s unfortunately the person who burned it at both ends.   I’m talking about the mind cramping frustrations with the world, news, office crap (but bill paying crap I acknowledge) resulting in ambivalence based burn out.   It appears that my G.A.S. meter had run out.  I recharged with Sam Adams and the NFL.  The best way I know to get a man’s mind straight.  The last thing left to do is take out the mental trash to clear the head.

So now you get to see the dump in progress. In no particular order I give you two weeks of random,  un-referenced, totally subjective, opinion based, cultural lens biased, news snipped, rantings of one Pissed Off Tree Rat:

  1. After the earthquake in Haiti does anyone seriously think that the U.N. has a legitimate purpose anymore?  I think they’re still formulating their press release on what they plan to take credit for after the Americans and British are done with the actual helping out.
  2. Am I the only one mystified by the gushing out of money to Haiti by the Hollywood telethons?  Not that they raised money for the cause.  That was good.   Yes it was good.   But where have these caring folks been?  Haiti has been the Somalia of the northern hemisphere for almost 2 decades.  That $500+ million would have been handy before the earthquake.   Nobody gave a shit about them last year and I been Bono and friends won’t next year either. 
  3. Is there anyone that Nancy Pelosi is not condescending to?   I actually think less of the people in San Francisco for voting her into office.  Fair?  Nope.  But this is my subjective brain dump so it is what it is. 
  4. Saints won the Super Bowl.   I picked the Colts to win, but really had no emotional investment in either team.  I just wanted to see a good game.  First half was great football to watch.  The WHO’s halftime show was a disaster no matter how cool the laser show was.  Dear NFL, please for the love of GOD enough with the post-expiration-date-band half time shows.  Second half of the game blew.   Granted it would have been better if I was a Saints fan.  My friend ‘The Weasel’ was peeing on himself I’m sure.
  5. President Obama’s FY 11 defense budget gives a 1.4% pay raise to the military.  The lowest pay raise given since 1973.  Sometimes it is the thought that counts.  I think the DNC can count out the military vote in 2012.
  6. I think Iran will be the cause the first nuclear weapon to be used since WWII. 
  7. As long as Hamas and the rest of those murdering terrorist Islamofascists hold control in Gaza, the only people who will give a shit about the Palestinians are U.N. delegates when the cameras are on.  Where’s their telethon?  I hear they need to raise cash to replace those rockets that they randomly fire over civilian cities in Israel.   Along those same lines how come the wall on the Israel boarder with Gaza is “inhumane” but the one with Egypt is not?
  8. Ford took NOT ONE CENT from a taxpayer bailout.  And their reward?  Record profits this year and they cornered the market share.  SUCK IT SOCIALISTS!  Free market wins again.
  9. The whole “Blame Bush” thing is sooooo 2009. 
  10. I’m waiting to see which aspect of America the President deems evil, greedy, corrupt or “the problem” next. 
  11. The Brown election in Massachusetts has given me hours of pleasure.  Not for what you think (DNC supermajority loss), but because it gave a reminder to every member of Congress that none of them are entitled to their seats and can be voted out by the lowely pissed off common man.  
  12. I have now added the global warming die-hards to the same category as Birthers and the folks who deny we ever landed on the moon.
  13. I have to get back to posting more Hotties and fast.
  14. We can pull out of Iraq as soon as logistically possible.   I think the Iraqis can take it from here.  It will be messy, but in the end I think they can pull it off now.  I didn’t think that in 2006, but hell things do change for the better some times.
  15. I’m going to buy a new assault rifle this month.  I hear every time someone does George Soros gets a 24 hour migraine.  Maybe I’ll buy two.
  16. Any day now China is going use their stack of IOUs and call in a marker forcing us to change our Taiwan “One China” policy.  Under threat of an absolute U.S. collapse Taiwan loses.   That’s going to suck for Taiwan.
  17. Who the hell is running MSNBC and still keeps their job?
  18. I don’t think anyone really  has any idea what the hell the Supreme Court ruling on Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission was about, or means.  All I can figure out after reading the decision is that it doesn’t have shit to do with foreign governments buying American elections.  I think Obama pulled that out of his ass as that is still very much illegal.
  19. President Obama’s decision to cancel NASA’s manned exploration program is:  odd, confusing, weird, dumb, crushing to dreams of aspiring scientists and engineers across the country, inane, short sided, idiotic and a just plain “WTF?!” sort of deal.  Another shot to the head of the American dream.  Makes me sad and mumble under my breath.   Decades flushed down the toilet.
  20. The Detroit Lions will go 8 and 8 next season.  There I said it out loud.  You can now call the nice men in the white coats for me………………….

Well I feel much better now Freaks.  Thanks.

-The POTR

NFL Week 19 – Divisional Championship Predictions

Posted in Football with tags , , , , , , , , on 15 January 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

If you have a lick of sense you will take out a second mortgage on your home, run to Vegas, and bet it all AGAINST me.  Why?  My picks were 0 and 4 list week.  Fraking outstanding!

What the Hell though.  This week’s idiocy:

Saturday – Saints beat the Cards and Colts beat the Ravens

Sunday – Cowboys beat the Vikings and Chargers (27) beat the Jets (14)

My apologies in advance to the Saints, Colts, Cowboys and Chargers who now carry the Week 19 Curse of The Pissed Off Tree Rat.

NFL Wildcard Week prediction wrap-up

Posted in Football with tags on 11 January 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Well folks at 0-4 for the first playoff week I can only say: “Crap.  Time to bust out the Magic 8 Ball for the next set of losers.”  No way I can do worse.

NFL Week 18 – Wildcard game predictions

Posted in Football with tags , , , , , , , , on 9 January 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Quick and to the point with the NFL Week 18  Wildcard game predictions as the POTR’s a busy malcontent today.

SATURDAY GAMES:  Cincinnati over the NY Jets and Philadelphia over Dallas (my only real upset pick of the weekend).

SUNDAY GAMES:  New England over Baltimore and Green Bay over Arizona (in a tight 24-17 game).

Peace and libations to all you Freaks today.  No let’s go watch some football!

-The POTR

Week 15 NFL Picks of The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Posted in Football with tags , , , on 16 December 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

The Week 15 NFL Picks of The Pissed Off Tree Rat (Not nearly drunk enough to pick the Lions this week):

Happy Thanksgiving to all you Freaks!

Posted in Football, General with tags , , , , , on 26 November 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Don’t forget to please pray for the Lions to snatch victory from the cheesy headed Packer jaws of defeat.

Now it’s time to warm up the deep fryer and chill the beer.  Yeah Haw!

Step 1: Kill one of these.

Step 2:  Buy one of these.  Or maybe two, just to be safe.

Step 3: Cook.

Step 4:  Enjoy.

Week 12 NFL Picks of The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Posted in Football with tags , , , on 25 November 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Running my picks early due to the 3 games tomorrow.  And no, I have not completely lost my mind with picking Detroit over Green Bay tomorrow.  I had Green bay down for the win after finding out that Stafford and Rodgers were out for the Lions, but after seeing the Packers defensive secondary get descimated by injuries I’m counting on Culpepper’s long ball to take that advantage. 

The Week 12 NFL Picks of The Pissed Off Tree Rat (Living in the 80s Since 1995):

NFL Week 11 Upsets

Posted in Football with tags on 22 November 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

The Steelers lose to the Chiefs 24/27!  Holy sh#t it’s freezing in Hell today…………