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This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but by a whimpering dumb ass from Iran.

Posted in Guns, Politics with tags , , , on 22 August 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

I think it may be time for Ahmadinejad to set down his dog-eared copy of The Life and Ideas of Jim Jones and take have himself a little quiet time.  Iranian national suicide is in nobody’s best interest. Particularly that of the actually Iranian people who could probably give one shit about what “The Great Satan” is up to these days. Maybe he should spend little less time preparing for the Hidden Imam to re-appear and purify the ummah (Community of Believers) and take the world for Islam.

The Hill: Iranian Defense Minister Brigadier General Ahmad Vahidi said Tehran would unveil a defense project of “great importance” Sunday, Mehr News Agency reported. “Now, more than ever, we are vigorously standing up to arrogant regimes,” Vahidi said.

(snip)  Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told Qatari newspaper Al-Sharq at the plant’s opening that any action against the facilities would bring a “harsh and painful” response.

“Our possibilities would be limitless and would encompass the whole world,” said Ahmadinejad.

Is it Friday yet? Really I need to know so I can catch a plane…………

Posted in General, Guns, Hotties with tags , , , , , , on 13 August 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Who say’s a Thursday night in Vegas has to be dull?  At least I vaguely recall that may no longer be a true statement.  Maybe after some deep regression hypnosis I’ll be able to recall the answer to the images floating fuzzily through my brain.  Also, does anyone still speak Klingon?   I need a weird tattoo on my butt translated before Mrs. Rat reads it.  Don’t ask me how it got there, as I most assuredly do not recall.

Funny though, no Zombies at all?  Odd that bit of it.  Hmmmmmm

Just when you thought there was nothing slicker than the iPhone to come out of a Korean factory…

Posted in Guns with tags , , , on 15 July 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Why the hell are we messing around with aerial drones?  The South Koreans are starting to crank out the Death Bots.   I bet there’s a South Korean General at the DMZ looking at his American counterpart saying “Who’s your fraking Daddy now?!”.

South Korea has deployed sentry robots capable of detecting and killing intruders along the heavily-fortified border with North Korea, officials said on Tuesday.

The robot uses heat and motion detectors to sense possible threats, and alerts command centres, Yonhap said. If the command centre operator cannot identify possible intruders through the robot’s audio or video communications system, the operator can order it to fire its gun or 40mm automatic grenade launcher.

Hello Kitty better kiss her annoying  fuzzy ass good-bye!

Hot Damn! Up next are the Ninja Monkeys.

Posted in Guns, Videos, Zombie with tags , on 14 July 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Taliban training monkeys for guerilla warfare? CNN’s Jeanne Moos wonders, is the story real or monkey business?

I’m so ready to build my Zombie Emergency Response Operations (ZERO) Monkey Squad (ZEROMS).  The possibilities are endless!

The Rat is on the Road.

Posted in General, Guns with tags , , on 21 June 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

This week it back to the lovely state of Arkansas.

I hope they’re done shooting at Yankees……..

Don’t forget Z.E.R.O. training is always a fun family outing

Posted in Guns, Zombie with tags , on 3 June 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Even the Pissed Off Tree Rat offspring get their requisite quarterly Zombie Emergency Response Operations (Z.E.R.O.) training.  Currently I’m working on straight center of mass shot grouping with The  Middle Kid Rat but will be progressing to the ever so important Zombie head shot soon.

It is still May, so it’s still Zombie Awareness month.

Posted in Guns, Zombie with tags , , on 28 May 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Be prepared.  It’s not just the Boy Scout motto, it’s damn good advice.

Best post EVER from my blogroll!

Posted in General, Guns, Zombie with tags , on 23 April 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Now if THIS post from one of my blogroll sites doesn’t spark your freaky grey matter than you’re just “bait”!  Click it to be enthralled with critical thinking and analysis of real relevancy.

And nooooooooooooo it’s not a porn site.  And yeeeeeeeeessssss it’s work friendly…….

Marcus, you must read as we’ve had this argument more than once already.

Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XXVIII – Israeli Girls

Posted in Guns, Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags , , , on 26 March 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Our Government may not be showing any love to Isreal lately, but what they hell I will.   How can you not get behind a country full of hot chicks with guns!

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Oh she is sexy

Posted in Guns with tags , , , , on 25 February 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

I have a new girl and she’s damn sexy. Sleek with curves in all the right places. I call her Zees. The wife won’t let her in bed with us….. yet. That damn tat of her’s “5.56 NATO” just makes me smile. Now I’ve had my head turned by those 7.62×39 Eastern Euro ladies. I do appreciate what they have to offer but I decided to go for high maintenance but sexy with the accuracy a man needs to get the job done. I may still bang out a few rounds with the heavier ladies occasionally but I’m keeping it Colonial in the bedroom.