Here’s your Saint Patrick’s Day Irish Hotties you Freaks!
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Archive for the Hotties Category
Just so I don’t get pinched
Posted in Hotties with tags Irish Hotties, Saint Patric's Day on 17 March 2011 by The Pissed Off Tree RatSome times you have to embrace your inner nerd and just say Frak it!
Posted in Hotties, Videos with tags female geek, Frak, hottie, Inner Nerd, Raj, Star Wars, Tonight I'm Frakking You on 13 March 2011 by The Pissed Off Tree RatH/T to 2T and all the Geek Hotties out there! Yes, hotties can wear glasses.
Strippers Have NO Souls!
Posted in Hotties, SHNS with tags hot little blonde in the shiny dress, stillettos, Strippers have no souls on 10 March 2011 by BayouLogicSure, you might have read this title and thought, uh oh, some poor loser got bilked out of all his cash and believed the lines some skank in 7-inch stillettos told him…WRONG! I am going to unload a horrible series of events that has befallen one of my teammates, a good kid who got caught up in a mind game so twisted that you wouldn’t believe. It all starts around Thanksgiving last year. For the sake of families and other good things, our fair team was given a precious few days to relax and enjoy itself after 10 longs weeks of training. The guys who lived close enough were allowed to head home for some much needed time with the their loved ones, leaving the single kids far from home with little to do. So what do a bunch of young guys with too much time and nothing else to do get involved in on Thanksgiving night, they head to the Strip Club! Of all the members of the group, our boy Jeff had no idea what was waiting for him at the bar of the local strip club, but a succubus from hell. He had no idea that the hot little blonde in the shiny dress was the woman who would wreck his entire existence, cost him valuable friendships and ultimately send him packing from training with nothing more than a rash and a serious case of depression. How did it go from hugs, kisses and lots of steamy text messaging late into the night to an all out war up and down the scenic shores of our fair city? You will have to tune in for the next installment of SHNS!
Tuesdays suck, so I offer up: Master P’s – Kenny’s Dead
Posted in Guns, Hotties, Videos with tags Kenny's Dead, Master P, tuesday's suck on 1 March 2011 by The Pissed Off Tree RatRepresent Kenny and RIP. Don’t know who Kenny is you say? Well sucks to be you.
She may look wonderful, but is she “Wonder Woman” worthy?
Posted in Hotties with tags Adrianne Palicki, Linda Carter, Super Hotties, Wonder Woman on 17 February 2011 by The Pissed Off Tree RatIn the standard Hollywood procedure to never let a current fizzling fad go to waste (in this case comic book/TV show remakes), Wonder Woman has been recast. Now my unbridled, yet oddly disturbing to my wife and friends, infatuation with Linda Carter as Wonder Woman is no secret. I think I’m one of the five owners of the complete series on DVD. But as I’m no stick in the mud when it comes to hot chicks I think I’ll give the new WW a shot. While she appears to have the right assets, I will hold judgement to she how well she fills out the role. Or at least how well she fills out the costume. I am absolutely sure there will be more to follow on this topic.
NBC released a wonderful bit of casting news today: ‘Friday Night Lights’ alum Adrianne Palicki is set to play the title role (and two alter-egos) in David E. Kelley’s buzzed about ‘Wonder Woman’ reboot.
Kelley reportedly has a lot of work to do on the script, but Wonder Woman will have to do some serious heavy lifting of her own. Not only will Palicki play the star-spangled crimefighter, who’s now based in LA, but she’ll also play her alter-ego, billionaire CEO Diana Themyscira and Diana’s mousy assistant Diana Prince.
We will just have to wait and see. I hope she still has the lasso to tie up the bad boys with….. grrrrr…..
Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XXXI – Snow bunnies in bikinis
Posted in Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties, Snow bunnies in bikinis on 21 January 2011 by The Pissed Off Tree RatIt’s been ages since we here at The Pissed Off Tree Rat have run our Happy Friday Beer Hotties. So here we are. Snow bunnies in bikinis. Yup bikini IS required. I’m not a perv…
More snow bunnies below the line of course.
Ho Ho Hos
Posted in Hotties with tags Christmas Hotties, freaks, hot chicks, merry christmas not seasons greetings, squirrel, tree rat on 21 December 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree RatThe Pissed Off Tree Rat is getting into the Christmas spirit you Freaks…..
Oh yah there’s more below the line.
Really, no sh#t, chicks dig killing Zombies.
Posted in Guns, Hotties, Zombie with tags cat girl with zombie gun on 17 November 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree RatWho knew? Yup, that info will do you Freaks well in the bar pick up scene. Guaranteed to score when you bring up the Zombie Apocalypse and lay out your entire defensive perimeter plan to that saucy long legged red head at the bar on a cocktail napkin. Oh yeah, she will dig it. Trust me, I’m the Pissed off tree Rat and I know what I’m talking about. Chicks dig zombies! Or was it flowers………………………..?
A Happy Friday Freak toast!
Posted in General, Happy Friday Beer Hotties with tags bar chicks, Irish toast, Jim Beam Black on 12 November 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat“May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.“
-Old Irish Toast
Tonight it’s Jim Beam Black for me. Just to mix it up a bit. Time to get my bourbon on and frak the devil!
Wish me luck,
The POTR
Often it’s the simple truths that are………… well……….. true.
Posted in Beer, Hotties with tags Beer, bong, hot chicks, simple truth on 2 October 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed – Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’“
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Now stop being so damn selfish and keep the American dream alive Freaks. It warms my hearts to see the fine American values being taught across college campuses everywhere. I love all of you true Patriots! Particularly the coeds. These ladies are most assuredly Economics majors.
