It’s been ages since we here at The Pissed Off Tree Rat have run our Happy Friday Beer Hotties. So here we are. Snow bunnies in bikinis. Yup bikini IS required. I’m not a perv…
More snow bunnies below the line of course.
Archive for the Hotties Category
Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XXXI – Snow bunnies in bikinis
Posted in Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties, Snow bunnies in bikinis on 21 January 2011 by The Pissed Off Tree RatHo Ho Hos
Posted in Hotties with tags Christmas Hotties, freaks, hot chicks, merry christmas not seasons greetings, squirrel, tree rat on 21 December 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree RatThe Pissed Off Tree Rat is getting into the Christmas spirit you Freaks…..
Oh yah there’s more below the line.
Really, no sh#t, chicks dig killing Zombies.
Posted in Guns, Hotties, Zombie with tags cat girl with zombie gun on 17 November 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree RatWho knew? Yup, that info will do you Freaks well in the bar pick up scene. Guaranteed to score when you bring up the Zombie Apocalypse and lay out your entire defensive perimeter plan to that saucy long legged red head at the bar on a cocktail napkin. Oh yeah, she will dig it. Trust me, I’m the Pissed off tree Rat and I know what I’m talking about. Chicks dig zombies! Or was it flowers………………………..?
A Happy Friday Freak toast!
Posted in General, Happy Friday Beer Hotties with tags bar chicks, Irish toast, Jim Beam Black on 12 November 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat“May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.“
-Old Irish Toast
Tonight it’s Jim Beam Black for me. Just to mix it up a bit. Time to get my bourbon on and frak the devil!
Wish me luck,
The POTR
Often it’s the simple truths that are………… well……….. true.
Posted in Beer, Hotties with tags Beer, bong, hot chicks, simple truth on 2 October 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed – Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’“
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Now stop being so damn selfish and keep the American dream alive Freaks. It warms my hearts to see the fine American values being taught across college campuses everywhere. I love all of you true Patriots! Particularly the coeds. These ladies are most assuredly Economics majors.
Always a little surprise waiting for you online
Posted in Guns, Hotties, Politics with tags Democrats, Gene Simmons, Gun toting hottie, online politics, Republicans, Tea Party on 30 September 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree RatSometimes you run across something online that makes you pause and say “Well now, THAT I did not expect.”
Now before you go jumping to the conclusion that the Pissed Off Tree Rat has found a hidden trove of Gun Toting Hottie pics, that’s not it. Today’s hmmmm minute was a political quote. It’s not that the quote is all that life changing it’s just when you realize you have much more in common ideologically with a specific person that you would not have expected. Case here was none other than Gene Simmons:
“I resent the fact that the Democrats are making fun of the Tea Party, and likewise, I don’t like the Republicans making fun of Democrats. Basically, shut up; don’t tell me what’s wrong with the other party. Tell me what you’re going to do for me, then I’ll let you know who I’m going to vote for,” he told us. “This is why America is like me – sometimes Republicans get in, sometimes Democrats get in. As soon as one messes up, we throw them out. Watch what’s going to happen this election.”
Although now that I think of it could someone PLEASE send me a link to “a hidden trove of Gun Toting Hottie pics”?
That’s much better.
Is it Friday yet? Really I need to know so I can catch a plane…………
Posted in General, Guns, Hotties with tags cats with guns, drunk squirrels, hookers, redneck aliens, Thursday night in Vegas, trailer park, Zzyzx Road on 13 August 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree RatWho say’s a Thursday night in Vegas has to be dull? At least I vaguely recall that may no longer be a true statement. Maybe after some deep regression hypnosis I’ll be able to recall the answer to the images floating fuzzily through my brain. Also, does anyone still speak Klingon? I need a weird tattoo on my butt translated before Mrs. Rat reads it. Don’t ask me how it got there, as I most assuredly do not recall.
Funny though, no Zombies at all? Odd that bit of it. Hmmmmmm
Still having a good time in Vegas
Posted in General, Hotties with tags bubble gum hooker, hookers, vegas Squirrel on 8 July 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree RatMeet Bubbles. She says she “gets” me. Not sure when I’ll be back to posting 
Have a good rest of the week Freaks.
The Pissed of Tree Rat has to travel to Vegas for work again this week
Posted in General, Hotties with tags squirrel, stripper pole on 6 July 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree RatSometimes it just sucks to be me huh?
Happy Friday Beer Hotties Part XXX – NFL Cheerleaders
Posted in Football, Happy Friday Beer Hotties, Hotties with tags Happy Friday Beer Hotties, NFL, NFL cheerleaders on 2 July 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree RatReal football in 68 days you Freaks. Enjoy the weekend!
Maybe if the Lions had cheerleaders they be motivated to win more damn games. Of course there’s more NFL hotties below the line: Read more »
