Obama’s famous stare once converted 15 Islamic fundamentalists into secular progressives, all of whom are currently employed by the Department of Homeland Security.
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The Wednesday Obamaisms & Truths
Posted in Obamaisms, Politics with tags obamaism on 4 March 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree RatThe Wednesday Obamaisms & Truths
Posted in Obamaisms, Politics with tags obamaism on 25 February 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree RatObama once downed a Fox News satellite simply by clicking on a universal TV remote in his living room. Obama then reprogrammed the remaining satellites to broadcast reruns of Keith Olbermann’s show, thus expanding the consciousness of the average American TV viewer and raising awareness by 19%.
The Wednesday Obamaisms & Truths
Posted in Obamaisms, Politics with tags obamaism on 18 February 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree RatAny sentence containing the name “Obama” and ending in a question mark has been determined to be racist. The only exceptions are rhetorical sentences such as “Is there any way that Obama could be more perfect?”
The Wednesday Obamaisms & Truths
Posted in Obamaisms, Politics with tags obamaism on 11 February 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree RatObama’s love for the downtrodden heats up the planet’s atmosphere by 5.8 degrees Fahrenheit, while his loathing of George W. Bush cools it down by the same amount. That’s why the scientists have been unable to detect any significant variations in average global temperatures.
The Wednesday Obamaisms & Truths
Posted in Obamaisms, Politics with tags obamaism on 4 February 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree RatWhen Obama fixes his gaze on the clouds, he is reading his next great line from the big teleprompter in the sky, which is unseen to ordinary humans.
The Wednesday Obamaisms & Truths
Posted in Obamaisms, Politics with tags obamaism on 28 January 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree RatObama can make things disappear just like David Copperfield can, but he hates taking things away from the community.
The Wednesday Obamaisms & Truths
Posted in Obamaisms, Politics with tags obamaism on 21 January 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree RatObama always overpays his taxes because he believes that the government will find a better use for his money than he ever could.
The Wednesday Obamaisms & Truths
Posted in Obamaisms, Politics with tags obamaism on 14 January 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree RatEvery time Obama talks about change, a baby diaper becomes clean and a homeless person’s cup fills up with nickels.
The Wednesday Obamaisms & Truths
Posted in Obamaisms, Politics with tags obamaism on 7 January 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree RatEvery now and then, Obama opens his eyes and a new world springs into existence.
