Tell me again why any Congressmen can tell his/her constituents, with a straight face, that they deserve to be reelected? I can’t wait to watch videos of this fall’s campaign stump speeches. The tap dancing by every incumbent trying to pitch some lame definition of how successful they’ve been should be Oscar worthy and utterly hilarious!
Taliban training monkeys for guerilla warfare? CNN’s Jeanne Moos wonders, is the story real or monkey business?
I’m so ready to build my Zombie Emergency Response Operations (ZERO) Monkey Squad (ZEROMS). The possibilities are endless!
Even the Pissed Off Tree Rat offspring get their requisite quarterly Zombie Emergency Response Operations (Z.E.R.O.) training. Currently I’m working on straight center of mass shot grouping with The Middle Kid Rat but will be progressing to the ever so important Zombie head shot soon.
Be prepared. It’s not just the Boy Scout motto, it’s damn good advice.
Be informed, or be eaten! Show your awareness this month with your grey ribbon. It’s a public service to spread the word on this critical issue affecting us all….
Gray is the color for Zombie Awareness Month. Gray represents the skin color of the living dead that will soon plague us. This pandemic will cause the zombie apocalypse. By wearing a gray ribbon, people will likely stop and ask you about it. This will give you the chance to explain about Zombie Awareness Month and what the living dead will do to us, and our world, if we are not prepared. Keep stressing your point even if they walk away and tell you that you are crazy. It’s the nonbelievers that will get turned to zombies first, adding to the zombie army.
Now if THIS post from one of my blogroll sites doesn’t spark your freaky grey matter than you’re just “bait”! Click it to be enthralled with critical thinking and analysis of real relevancy.
And nooooooooooooo it’s not a porn site. And yeeeeeeeeessssss it’s work friendly…….
Marcus, you must read as we’ve had this argument more than once already.
Now that does not mean you have to run out and buy a Barrett .50 folks.
Knowledge is power my Freak Friends. Now go out and get youself some.
The current leader in my search for filling up that blank spot in my gun safe is………… the M&P15 MOE:
Ohhh that’s sexy! It’s not about the rounds folks, it’s about the kick ass cool factor.
As you know my co-author Marcus has been sent to the hole in th planet know as Afghanistan. For our amusement his team has their blog at: Riding Shotgun with Team Zombie Killer
Check it out you freaks. Now! Also added to my Blogroll on the right.
What I want to know is why that dude is checking out the goat? Ugh… on second thought, no I don’t.
Bruce a.k.a ‘The Man’ is off to Iraq. Ooooh there’s some slack assed terrorists about to meet the boom stick. Maybe a few dozen zombies as well if they get in the way.
Bruce Campbell and Jeffrey Donovan are off to Iraq today to meet the troops. They will be in Iraq for the following 10 days. You can learn more about the event on the official USO website.
Rumor has it that Bruce is heading east to Afghanistan next to link up with Marcus Atrocious and finally take care of that crap. With that team I bet all the troops can come home by Christmas. Both countries will be smoking ruins when they are done. It’s no big loss, trust me. What chaps my fourth point of contact is that I won’t be there to join in on the battle cry as they rip start the chainsaws.
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