The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Be Respectful

marcusatrocious — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 01:11:56 +0000

Marcus

Dear Z.E.R.O. – Los Angeles, time to gear up and go scouts out.

The Pissed Off Tree Rat — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 01:54:16 +0000

OUTBREAK ALERT. OUTBREAK ALERT. OUTBREAK ALERT.

As a trained Zombie Emergency Response Operations Scout I can SMELL a Government cover-up!

LOS ANGELES (CNS) – Joint military training exercises will be held evenings in downtown Los Angeles through Thursday, according to the Los Angeles Police Department.

The LAPD will be providing support for the exercises, which will also be held in other portions of the greater Los Angeles area, police said.

Training sites “have been carefully selected to ensure the event does not negatively impact the citizens of Los Angeles and their daily routine,” a department official said.

The training, which a department official said would involve helicopters, has been coordinated with local authorities and owners of the training sites, police said.

Police said safety precautions have been taken to prevent risk to the general public and military personnel involved.

The exercises are closed to the public, police said.

The exercises are designed to ensure the military’s ability to operate in urban environments, prepare forces for upcoming overseas deployments, and meet mandatory training certification requirements, police said.

Posted by David Perez, KFI News

So heads up ZERO-LA- Scouts we know you’re on this, but keep the lines of communications open. If this obvious Government Zombie Outbreak containment effort fails in your Area of Operation do your duty and be our eyes and ears. The media will be cowed into misinformation if the containment fails . We’re relying on you to give us as much lead time as possible. So follow your SOPs Brothers and Sisters. Be strong and be alert or be eaten!

Fool me (not me actually, but you) once…………….

The Pissed Off Tree Rat — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 01:00:44 +0000

I was thinking about my Democratic friends today. Yes, I do have a few. I was thinking about how the Republicans get to watch this endless self flagellation of our candidates. Yet after the primary is done we’re supposed to patch up the battered and bloody candidate and run him/her nationally. Idiotic, but it is at least a chance for us to make a choice on more that one candidate. You my Democratic friends do not this year. The DNC has decided for you that you don’t get to vote for a candidate. Your presidential candidate has been pre-selected for you by the Party and not by a single voter. Oh well, the RNC screws over it’s folks like that too, but I’m not pushing 3rd party votes yet. I am pushing the fact that this November IS your first chance to vote. I hope by now that you’ve reconsidered voting for the Master of Duplicity again.

“There is not a liberal America and a conservative America – there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America – there’s the United States of America.” – Barack Obama 2004 Democratic National Convention

So it’s not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations. - Barack Obama, Apr 2008 Bitter Pennsylvanians Speech

Porn! Porn! Sex! Sex!

marcusatrocious — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 00:19:30 +0000

Now that I have your attention, it appears that POTR is malingering and has better things to do than honor his responsibilities and post some new content on his own blog. I have just one word… slacker. No wait… SLACKER.

That’s better.

Anyway, since he can’t be bothered to post anything here today I guess I will.

You’re welcome.

Marcus

Down with the stomach flu.

The Pissed Off Tree Rat — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 23:22:18 +0000

Nothing witty today Freaks……

My New Zombie Defense Weapon

marcusatrocious — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:26:28 +0000

I think I can deal with a whole bunch of shamblers with this baby.

Next stop, Walmart for some friggin’ ammo.

Marcus

Gettin’ My CCW… Again

marcusatrocious — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 14:37:32 +0000

Once upon a time… in the dim mists of antiquity (as Tom Kratman likes to say) I had a concealed carry permit. It was a wondrous thing which allowed me to carry my Ruger in the console of my truck and the Glock on my person. Glorious it was. And I enjoyed said permit for a time whilst living somewhat north of my current location here in Eastern Krasnovia. Well, one PCS move followed another, and ultimately I ended up here–and with an expired permit to boot. Not that it would have mattered, reciprocity being what it is I would have been boned anyway in my current locale.

Time went on and getting a new permit simply did not make it to the top of my priorities of work. Plus I had that little deployment to Pashtun-Playland where I got to carry lots of loaded guns all the time without any permit at all… joy unbounded! After my little stint in Central Asia where things were somewhat interesting, I came back here and felt a bit safer. So again, the permit didn’t rise above many other things on the “Honey Do” list.

Well, the boys at work (those that hunt and enjoy firearms) have decided to descend upon a local CCW class in force and I was asked to participate in this coordinated effort. I readily agreed, since A) I probably need to get this done and B) it’ll be much more fun attending the class with the boys from work, as opposed the usual crowd of middle-aged gun nerds who spend their free time hanging out at the local gun store discussing the latest tactical kit to best defend their double-wides against platoons of marauding felons and Soviet paratroopers. My Mall Ninja-Wannabe tolerance only goes so high… which is why I don’t go to gun stores anymore, but I digress.

So anyway, it’ll be nice to get a permit again. I probably won’t carry a weapon around any more often than I already do, but if I need to go somewhere strange I can take along my piece. Which will be a bit reassuring and nice.

I’ll be sure to let you all know how the class goes.

Marcus

End of the World Thought #5

The Pissed Off Tree Rat — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:49:12 +0000

End of the World Thought #5: Wall of lead, wall of wood and stone, wall of buckshot, wall of hammers and axes. If you don’t get that then you’re not ready and thy name is “Bait”. Figure it out and be prepared or be eaten you Freaks.

Americans. We are a different sort of folk.

The Pissed Off Tree Rat — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:58:06 +0000

I’ve lived (not vacationed in, but lived) in five countries all over the world so far in my life. After you’ve done the politically correct obligatory self debasing bullshit speech on how America is not any better than any other country in the world and is a big bully etc… I’ll tell you softly that you are just wrong and need to get out more. Just a thought for Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. day today that America doesn’t suck. One day folks may just open their eyes just a little wider and realize that there are plenty of places that actually do suck and America is not really one of them. Spend a day watching a mass grave get excavated and it’ll straighten your priorities about the little stuff out. There is real evil in the world and America as a whole, or as a democratic ideal, is most definitely not it.

The last three stanzas of Rudyard Kipling’s ’An American’ written in 1894:

Which knowledge vexes him a space;

But, while Reproof around him rings,

He turns a keen untroubled face

Home, to the instant need of things.

Enslaved, illogical, elate,

He greets the embarrassed Gods, nor fears

To shake the iron hand of Fate

Or match with Destiny for beers.

Lo, imperturbable he rules,

Unkempt, desreputable, vast –

And, in the teeth of all the schools,

I — I shall save him at the last!

Excerpt of Charlie Daniel’s ‘In America’ written in 1980:

We may have done a little bit of fighting amongst ourselves, but you outside people best leave us alone. ‘Cause we’ll all stick together, and you can take that to the bank. That’s the cowboys and the hippies, and the rebels and the yanks! You just go lay your hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I think your gonna finally understand.

Proper Kit for the Zombie Pandemic

marcusatrocious — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 19:09:27 +0000

Just a short ditty for inspiration.

Marcus