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Dear Z.E.R.O. – Los Angeles, time to gear up and go scouts out.

Posted in Zombie with tags , , , on 24 January 2012 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

OUTBREAK  ALERT.  OUTBREAK  ALERT.  OUTBREAK  ALERT.

As a trained Zombie Emergency Response Operations Scout I can SMELL a Government cover-up!

LOS ANGELES (CNS) – Joint military training exercises will be held evenings in downtown Los Angeles through Thursday, according to the Los Angeles Police Department.

The LAPD will be providing support for the exercises, which will also be held in other portions of the greater Los Angeles area, police said.

Training sites “have been carefully selected to ensure the event does not negatively impact the citizens of Los Angeles and their daily routine,” a department official said.

The training, which a department official said would involve helicopters, has been coordinated with local authorities and owners of the training sites, police said.

Police said safety precautions have been taken to prevent risk to the general public and military personnel involved.

The exercises are closed to the public, police said.

The exercises are designed to ensure the military’s ability to operate in urban environments, prepare forces for upcoming overseas deployments, and meet mandatory training certification requirements, police said.

Posted by David Perez, KFI News

So heads up  ZERO-LA- Scouts we know you’re on this, but keep the lines of communications open.  If this obvious Government Zombie Outbreak containment effort fails in your Area of Operation do your duty and be our eyes and ears.  The media will be cowed into misinformation if the containment fails .  We’re relying on you to give us as much lead time as possible.  So follow your SOPs Brothers and Sisters.  Be strong and be alert or be eaten!

If it can even remotly be tied to Bush then publish. If it makes Obama look bad then bury it.

Posted in Politics with tags , on 5 May 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

* UPDATED 5/7/09 – The Administration has now agreed to release “a” photo.  

     Get used to this.  If the administration can’t blame a mistake on Bush then it’s buried.  If asked about it again you get chastised by the White House staff.  This time it’s about the Air Force One flyover of NYC at 1000 feet.  That was just plain dumb.  I’m currently living just south of the city and will tell you the NYC folks did NOT appreciate it one single bit.  For a group of general Obamassiah sycophants they are pissed.

NYP - The $328,835 snapshots of an Air Force One backup plane buzzing lower Manhattan last week will not be shown to the public, the White House said yesterday.

“We have no plans to release them,” an aide to President Obama told The Post, refusing to comment further.

The photos have not technically been “classified,” a White House aide said, but they are being kept from public view.

Translation:  There’s no reason for us not to give the to you, we just don’t want to.  So we won’t.  Now get back to writing fluff for us.

For an administration that promised to be “open and honest” they seem to be pretty full of crap.

Another thinly veiled Zombie outbreak government cover-up. This time it’s in Texas.

Posted in Zombie with tags , , , , , on 28 January 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

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It appears that a successful containment, and cover-up, of a Zombie outbreak in Austin TX has taken place a mere nine days ago.

Chris Lippincott, director of media relations for the Texas Department of Transportation, confirmed that a portable traffic sign at Lamar Boulevard and West 15th Street, near the University of Texas at Austin, was hacked into during the early hours of Jan. 19.

Transportation officials in Texas are scrambling to prevent hackers from changing messages on digital road signs after one sign in Austin was altered to read, “Zombies Ahead.”

     Now, to me at least, it is clearly obvious what happened here.  The brain dead zombies made the mistake of outbreaking in TX.  What were they thinking?  That’s a non-starter for the hordes.  Every warm blooded Texan is armed and ready to take down a zombie with glee.  He’ll that would be a damn good Friday night in Austin.  Now I’m sure some flaked out liberal meathead scientist from Austin’s 6th Street area boned up and released the virus.  But it being Texas the horde was quickly eradicated so that the fine Texas folks could head back inside of Coyote Ugly and finish their beers.  In true cowboy style I assure you the nimrod scientist was “accidentally” killed in the ensuing gunfire.  He did cut into drinking time after all and therefore deserved his fate. 

     The sign posting was simply a friendly, and thoughtful, message to their fellow Texans to be on the lookout in case they missed one of those zombie rascals.  I’m note sure why they even bothered with the cover-up.  Must be a tourism PR thing.

Well for all you non-Texans please review the following Zombie Public Service Announcement. 

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