Archive for Zombie Emergency Response Operations (Z.E.R.O.)

Dear Z.E.R.O. – Los Angeles, time to gear up and go scouts out.

Posted in Zombie with tags , , , on 24 January 2012 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

OUTBREAK  ALERT.  OUTBREAK  ALERT.  OUTBREAK  ALERT.

As a trained Zombie Emergency Response Operations Scout I can SMELL a Government cover-up!

LOS ANGELES (CNS) – Joint military training exercises will be held evenings in downtown Los Angeles through Thursday, according to the Los Angeles Police Department.

The LAPD will be providing support for the exercises, which will also be held in other portions of the greater Los Angeles area, police said.

Training sites “have been carefully selected to ensure the event does not negatively impact the citizens of Los Angeles and their daily routine,” a department official said.

The training, which a department official said would involve helicopters, has been coordinated with local authorities and owners of the training sites, police said.

Police said safety precautions have been taken to prevent risk to the general public and military personnel involved.

The exercises are closed to the public, police said.

The exercises are designed to ensure the military’s ability to operate in urban environments, prepare forces for upcoming overseas deployments, and meet mandatory training certification requirements, police said.

Posted by David Perez, KFI News

So heads up  ZERO-LA- Scouts we know you’re on this, but keep the lines of communications open.  If this obvious Government Zombie Outbreak containment effort fails in your Area of Operation do your duty and be our eyes and ears.  The media will be cowed into misinformation if the containment fails .  We’re relying on you to give us as much lead time as possible.  So follow your SOPs Brothers and Sisters.  Be strong and be alert or be eaten!

Time to form a new Z.E.R.O. team

Posted in Guns, Zombie with tags , , , on 23 August 2011 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

After departing my beloved Zombie emergency Response Operations Z.E.R.O. Team-Kansas, for my move to Maryland,   I’ve gone to work seeding a new team to stem the coming Zombie threat to our very existance.  While the Z.E.R.O.-Maryland is still in the infancy stage, I have noted a trend forming.  Z.ER.R.O.-Maryland is shaping up to be ALL Women Warriors for the coming Z-War!  That’s right Freaks.  The Pissed Off Tree Rat is now beginning to train his first band of Zombie Slaying Valkeries.   Hot damn this is new and exciting.  While some of the TTPs may change, the battle remains the same.  Be prepared or be eaten and Allons-Y!

Remote dispatch from the field of the Z-War preparations #4

Posted in Zombie with tags , , , , on 28 May 2011 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

***REMOTE Z.E.R.O. DISPATCH***
***BE PREPARED OR BE EATEN***
At the bequest of my Deputy I have shifted my forward KS ZERO-Scout support mission to Death Valley.  After 5 days on the ground I’ve had negative contact with the Zed menace but I have determined several things already:

1.  This terrain is very conducive to long-range stand-off distances.  I recommend the locals favor long rifle munitions stockage over mountains of 12 Guage ammo.  While close quarters defense capability is still needed, the ability to detect and destroy at range should be top priority in the desert.

2.  Folks who choose to live in Death Valley because it’s “beautiful and peaceful” have some fraking screws loose.

3.  The Kansas winds are stronger, but the Mojave Desert winds suck the big crank even more.  Kansas winds don’t fill your nose and eyes with rocks, sand, dirt and masses of abrasive crap.

4.  Barstow CA is in dire need of a micro brewery.  Beer selection here sucks a cold Zed’s ass. 

-THE POTR OUT

Remote dispatch from the field of the Z-War preparations #3

Posted in Politics, Zombie with tags , , , , on 23 May 2011 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

***REMOTE Z.E.R.O. DISPATCH***
***BE PREPARED OR BE EATEN***
Still on the front.  Delayed for 12 hours in my movement to the desert Southwest for some more extended ops.  Damn weather has caused havoc on some good folks in the Midwest and my flights.  My prayers go out to those who have lost loved ones.  Unlike most of these other jack asses in the airport, I will wait patiently through my delays and not take my frustrations out on the airline employees.  I am mature enough to know it’s not their fault.  I save all my bottled fury for the living dead.

As I cruise the net sitting on my ass in the airport I just have to leave you with the following screen shot that caught my eye.  Who knew he was Irish too?   It’s a funny world sometimes.

-THE POTR OUT

Remote dispatch from the field of the Z-War preparations #2

Posted in General, Zombie with tags , , , , on 18 May 2011 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

***REMOTE Z.E.R.O. DISPATCH***
***BE PREPARED OR BE EATEN***
Texans, Texas, Texans………….. Ya gotta love em.  RE: Dispatch #1.  I’ve been getting to the root of the Central Texas issue.  It’s not that they can’t recognize a zombie from a drunk dude.  It’s just that they don’t care!  Shoot first and let God sort em out SOP is in full effect.  I’d make them run through flash card drills around the camp fire tonight, but they’re already two sheets to the wind on Shiner Bock and are now talking of raiding the local strip club.  Tomorrow promises to be a better day.  I hope…………….

-THE POTR OUT

Remote dispatch from the field of the Z-War preparations #1

Posted in General, Zombie with tags , , , , on 18 May 2011 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

***REMOTE Z.E.R.O. DISPATCH***
***BE PREPARED OR BE EATEN***
Dear Freaks,
One of my many duties as the Kansas-Z.E.R.O. (Scout) Commander is what we call “assistance visits”. Now an assistance visit can take many forms. The most common is “Damn we need more firepower! Somebody give POTR a call and get his corn fed, bible toting, gun clinging, Zed slayers down her from Kansas pronto.”. Now when that happens I usually remind them we are a Z.E.R.O. (Scout) team and forward those calls to Marcus who commands a Z.E.R.O. (Assault) team further east of me. The Assault folks then toss down their beers/whiskey and jump into their trucks tossing bags of guns and ammo in on the run to support the call. That….. is not one of those call. Some of our boys in Central Texas have been hopping to and fro chasing down false reports of Zed sightings. So to save themselves a load of $4 a gallon gas hunting down false leads they’ve requested some Scout training for their locals. As the Central Texas Z.E.R.O. has all Assault elements I got the call. Appears OK-Z.E.R.O. Is having a small outbreak/BBQ the have to do this week so KS-Z.E.R.O. has the mission. So off I go to conduct a few days of train-up-da-locals in Central Texas. I’m also going to convince them to get some of their own damn scouts! Frakin Texans, God love em, it’s all full bore frontal assaults with these folks.

Also appears there’s a potential outbreak in the desert southwest brewing up. My fellow Z.E.R.O. (Scout) Commanders are keeping me appraised of the situation. I’ll continue to monitor that situation.

-THE POTR OUT

Squirrel V. Zombie

Posted in Guns, Zombie with tags , , , on 23 January 2011 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Do you really need anything more?  The Kansas Zombie Emergency Response Operation (K-Z.E.R.O.) Team is online….

Don’t forget Z.E.R.O. training is always a fun family outing

Posted in Guns, Zombie with tags , on 3 June 2010 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

Even the Pissed Off Tree Rat offspring get their requisite quarterly Zombie Emergency Response Operations (Z.E.R.O.) training.  Currently I’m working on straight center of mass shot grouping with The  Middle Kid Rat but will be progressing to the ever so important Zombie head shot soon.

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