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Dear Z.E.R.O. – Los Angeles, time to gear up and go scouts out.

Posted in Zombie with tags , , , on 24 January 2012 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

OUTBREAK  ALERT.  OUTBREAK  ALERT.  OUTBREAK  ALERT.

As a trained Zombie Emergency Response Operations Scout I can SMELL a Government cover-up!

LOS ANGELES (CNS) – Joint military training exercises will be held evenings in downtown Los Angeles through Thursday, according to the Los Angeles Police Department.

The LAPD will be providing support for the exercises, which will also be held in other portions of the greater Los Angeles area, police said.

Training sites “have been carefully selected to ensure the event does not negatively impact the citizens of Los Angeles and their daily routine,” a department official said.

The training, which a department official said would involve helicopters, has been coordinated with local authorities and owners of the training sites, police said.

Police said safety precautions have been taken to prevent risk to the general public and military personnel involved.

The exercises are closed to the public, police said.

The exercises are designed to ensure the military’s ability to operate in urban environments, prepare forces for upcoming overseas deployments, and meet mandatory training certification requirements, police said.

Posted by David Perez, KFI News

So heads up  ZERO-LA- Scouts we know you’re on this, but keep the lines of communications open.  If this obvious Government Zombie Outbreak containment effort fails in your Area of Operation do your duty and be our eyes and ears.  The media will be cowed into misinformation if the containment fails .  We’re relying on you to give us as much lead time as possible.  So follow your SOPs Brothers and Sisters.  Be strong and be alert or be eaten!

Pig flu or Zombie outbreak?

Posted in Zombie with tags , , , on 28 April 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

I’m not saying it’s a conspiracy or anything, but…………………  This pig flu thing is just the sort of idea I’d come up with if asked how to disguise an uncontrolled living dead outbreak.  Just convenient if you ask me.  Just in time to get our minds of the financial ineptitude of the US Government.

It’s just that this whole “swine flu” sounds sort of made up to me.  How would you catch flu from a pig to begin with.  Was there some Mexican farmer hard up for a good time that started this?  I don’t go around locking lips with porkers.  Well there was that one time, but I haven’t kissed a pig since my college days.  Alright, well who didn’t have that drunken night?  Don’t judge me!  OK now back on point and forget that last bit will ya.  Everyone should buy stock in the guys who make the paper masks that I’m sure don’t do a damn thing except make people feel safer.  They’re ooooh so sexy ta boot.  Me?  I’m stocking up on ammo.

Stay alert or be eaten folks.

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Stay Vigilant

Posted in Videos, Zombie with tags on 20 April 2009 by marcusatrocious

The zombie threat is real. The moment you let your guard down is when you become the next victim.

Think about it.

Marcus

Another thinly veiled Zombie outbreak government cover-up. This time it’s in Texas.

Posted in Zombie with tags , , , , , on 28 January 2009 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

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It appears that a successful containment, and cover-up, of a Zombie outbreak in Austin TX has taken place a mere nine days ago.

Chris Lippincott, director of media relations for the Texas Department of Transportation, confirmed that a portable traffic sign at Lamar Boulevard and West 15th Street, near the University of Texas at Austin, was hacked into during the early hours of Jan. 19.

Transportation officials in Texas are scrambling to prevent hackers from changing messages on digital road signs after one sign in Austin was altered to read, “Zombies Ahead.”

     Now, to me at least, it is clearly obvious what happened here.  The brain dead zombies made the mistake of outbreaking in TX.  What were they thinking?  That’s a non-starter for the hordes.  Every warm blooded Texan is armed and ready to take down a zombie with glee.  He’ll that would be a damn good Friday night in Austin.  Now I’m sure some flaked out liberal meathead scientist from Austin’s 6th Street area boned up and released the virus.  But it being Texas the horde was quickly eradicated so that the fine Texas folks could head back inside of Coyote Ugly and finish their beers.  In true cowboy style I assure you the nimrod scientist was “accidentally” killed in the ensuing gunfire.  He did cut into drinking time after all and therefore deserved his fate. 

     The sign posting was simply a friendly, and thoughtful, message to their fellow Texans to be on the lookout in case they missed one of those zombie rascals.  I’m note sure why they even bothered with the cover-up.  Must be a tourism PR thing.

Well for all you non-Texans please review the following Zombie Public Service Announcement. 

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This is how it all begins. You have been warned. Zombie Research and potential containment breach exposed!

Posted in Zombie with tags on 12 December 2007 by The Pissed Off Tree Rat

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Lock and load people.  Some seriously mental malfunction biologists have begun to awaken the dead.  

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